A New Diet

I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of WolfBix for my Labrador-Retriever
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the WolfBix Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with WolfBix Dog nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

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