The Bikers bar

Submitted by Barry Walker

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,  "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"  The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.  In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1.  The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.  The owner is behind you with a gun and is blonde.
3.  I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.  The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.  The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now,  think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second,  shakes his head,  and mutters,  "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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