Frank Feldman

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.  He Gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,  "Perfect timing.  You're just like Frank "

Passenger:  "Who?"

Cabbie:.....  "Frank Feldman.  He's a guy who did everything right all the time....Like my coming along when you needed a cab,  things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time"

Passenger:.....  "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie:......  "Not Frank Feldman".  He was a terrific athlete.  He could have won The Grand-Slam at tennis.  He could golf with the pros.   He sang like an Opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the Piano.    He was an amazing guy."

Passenger:....  "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie:.......  "There's more".  He had a memory like a computer.  He could remember everybody's birthday.  He knew all about wine, which foods to order and ...Which fork to eat them with.  He could fix anything.  Not like me.  I Change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.......But Frank Feldman, he could do Everything right."

Passenger.....  "Wow,  some guy then."

Cabbie:.....  "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic Jams.... not like me,  I always seem to get stuck in them.  But Frank.... he never made a mistake."

Passenger:.....  "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie:....  "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good...... And never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;  and his clothing was always immaculate..... shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man!  He never made a mistake.   No one could ever measure up to "Frank Feldman "

Passenger: ..... "An amazing fellow.  How did you meet him?"

Cabbie:......  "Well,  I never actually met Frank "

Passenger:.....  "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie....  "I married his widow"