Magic
Submitted by Wouter
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see
the magic show and rushes down to the big-top. He reaches the
gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages
to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. "Where's the
magic show?", he breathlessly asks one employee.
The lady replies that she just saw the magician in the back
packing up his bags for the day and without wasting a minute,
the man rushes back to see the show. He races into the room
only to find the magician ready to leave.
"I'm here for the magic show", the guy tells the magician.
"Sorry pal, come back tomorrow I'm going home." replies The
Amazing Jonas.
"Look", says the man, "I just paid good money to come in and
see a magic show and that's what I expect!"
Visually annoyed, the magician tells him, "Buddy, I've been
here all day and I'd like to go home and see my wife and kids."
With that, the customer becomes more irate and DEMANDS that
he be shown at least one magic trick.
"Okay, you want to see a magic trick?!", Jonas asks. "Pull down your pants."
The man looks skeptical but does as he's told.
"Now bend over and grab your ankles." As he does Jonas walks
behind him and the man flinches. "There," asks the magician.
"Can you feel my finger in your ass?"
The man winces and replies, "Yeah."
The magician holds both of his hands over the guy's back,
wiggles his fingers in front of his face and shouts, "Ta-Dah."