The male Agony Aunt

By Dennis Robb

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs ... phone rings,  but if I answer,  the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says,  "Just some friends from work,  you don't Know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,  but she always walks down the drive.  Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner.  Why?  Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was.  She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway,  I have never approached the subject with my wife.  I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.  It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1,  that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

RIYAN Productions