Queen of the air
Submitted by Dennis Robb
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so
if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."