Homer and the Blonde

Submitted by carol McGinn



Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up to the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"


Homer replied,  "You know,  I bet he'll jump."

The blonde said,  "Well,  I bet he won't."

Homer placed a 20 note on the bar and said,  "You're on."


just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed 20 to Homer saying,  "Fair"s fair,  here's your money."

Homer replied,  "I can't take your money,?  I saw this earlier on the 5 o clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,  "I saw it too,  but I didn't think he'd do it again."








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