The Workplace

Submitted by Roger Buckley

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,  "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies,  "It's Keith ...............the midget."

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