The Postage Stamp

Submitted by Barry Walker

The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.

Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes.  This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter.  After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:

1.  The stamp is in perfect order.

2.  There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3.  People are just spitting on the wrong side.

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