The Spanner

Submitted by Poker



Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said,  "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,  "You b*stard!"

The judge continued,  "You are also charged with beating your Mother-in-Law to death with a spanner."

Again,  the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,  "You f***ing b*stard!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy,  I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,  but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt!  Now what is the problem?"


Paddy,  at the back of the court stood up and responded,  "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard.  And every time I asked to borrow a f***ing spanner,  he said he didn't have one!"







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