Leaving Home

Submitted by Ian Urie



For his birthday,  little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said,  "Son,  we'd give you one,  but the mortgage on this house is 280,000 & your mother just lost her job.   There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Jonny heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked,  "Son,  where are you going?"

Little Jonny told him;  "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.


Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

I'll be f*cked if I'm staying here by myself with a 280,000 mortgage & no bike."







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