It`s an Age Thing

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,  "Surely I can`t look that old?" If So, you`ll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new Dentist.

I noticed his DDS Diploma, which gave his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40 Years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on,  way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been MY classmate.  Hmm .....Or could he ???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended MORGAN PARK SCHOOL.

"Yes.  Yes,  I did.  I was in AUDLEY HOUSE",  He Gleamed with pride.

"When did you leave?"  I asked.

He answered,  "In 1963.  Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!"  I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.  Then,  that ugly,  old,   wrinkled,  bald,  fat, gray, decrepid bugger asked:

"What did you teach?"