Talking to God

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.  Looking up, he asks the Lord...

"God,  what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies,  "A minute."

Smith asks,  "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies,  "A penny."

Smith asks,  "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies,  "In a minute."