John and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics at Aberdeen Airport.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
John said, 'Man, I wish we hid somthin' tae drink!'
Jim says, 'Me in a. Y'kaen, a've heard ye can drink jet fuel an get a buzz. Di ye want tae try it?'
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel hooch
and got completely smashed.
The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how ye feeling the day?'
John says, 'Smashing! Fit about you?'
Jim says, 'Brand spanking new! Got a hangover?'
John says, 'No that jet fuel is just the thing -- nae hangover, nethin. We should dae this mair afen'
Jim says 'Aye, well there's jist the one thing.'
'Fit's that then?'
'Hiv yi farted yet?'
' Er, - No '
Well, DINNA, 'cause I'm in f***n Norway!
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