Female Compassion

A man was lying on a blanket at the beach.  He had no arms or legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said :  ' Have you ever had a hug' ?

The man said 'No',  so she gave him a hug and walked on.



The second woman said:  'Have you ever had a kiss'?

The man said 'No',  so she gave him a kiss and walked on.



The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered quietly into his ear:  'Have you ever been F****d' ?

The fellow looked up in blissed amazement and said 'No' ?

The woman smiled and said :  'Well you certainly will be when the tide comes in !'

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