A man was lying on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms or legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said : ' Have you ever had a hug' ?
The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said: 'Have you ever had a kiss'?
The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered quietly into his ear: 'Have you ever been F****d' ?
The fellow looked up in blissed amazement and said 'No' ?
The woman smiled and said : 'Well you certainly will be when the tide comes in !'
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