Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in
their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent
asked "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, "You are doing well ... Only
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