Sponsored by BoysStuff.co.uk

The Dentist

Submitted by Ian Urie

A man goes to an dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.  The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.

`No way!  No needles!  I hate needles`  the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.

`I can`t do the gas thing.  The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!`

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

`No objection,`  the patient says.  `I`m fine with pills.`

The dentist then returns and says,  `Here`s a Viagra tablet.`

The patient says,  `Wow!  I didn`t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!`

`It doesn`t`  said the dentist,  `but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.`

RIYAN Productions

AmigaZ Logo
Amiga Roundtable Podcast