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The Half-Wit

Submitted by Barry Walker


A man owned a small farm in Indiana.

The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'  demanded the agent.

'Well,'  replied the farmer,  'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to - - - the half-wit,'  says the agent.

'That would be me,'  replied the farmer.

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