A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before,  and were both married to other people,  found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,  they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower..

At 1:00 AM,  the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:

'Ma'am,  I'm sorry to bother you,  but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,'  she replied.  'Just for?tonight,   lets pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!   That's a great idea!'  he exclaimed.

'Good,'  she replied.  'Get your own f...ing blanket...'

After a moment of silence,  he farted.