Taking Dad Shopping.
Submitted by Shahbaz Parsipour.
I took my old Dad of 92 to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look back and find Dad staring at him every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad and his response, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on it.
And Dad replied in classic style without batting an eyelid.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
were my son.'
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