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The Secret of Rye Bread
Unknown Author



Two old guys, one aged 80 and the other aged 87 were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Rye bread every day.

It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ....by the time you get to the
5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."


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