One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing
after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are
the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three
wishes...Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and
being the male he was said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest,
besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash
helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the
stupidity of the rabbit wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as
well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and
gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking
for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and
bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish
that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit
grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was
gay..."