A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours
later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
