Two cannibals talking over breakfast : "What was wrong with you last night? You looked really unwell !" "Oh, nothing really, it's just that you can't keep a good man down !"

The same two cannibals again : "Just had a call from the in-laws ; they're coming for lunch on Sunday !" "Great, is it a red or a white to go with 'em?"

And once more please: "What's that badge about on your head-dress, the one saying 'Land Rover'?" "Oh, you get those free from 'Meals on Wheels"