Caesarian Section.............................A neighbourhood in Rome
Artery.........................................The study of paintings
Bacteria.....................................Back door of a cafeteria
Barium..............................What doctors do when patients die
Bowel.....................................A letter like A, E, I, O, U
Cat Scan..........................................Searching for kitty
Cauterise...................................Made eye contact with her
Coma...............................................A punctuation mark
Dilate.................................................To live longer
Enema....................................................Not a friend
Fester........................................................Quicker
Fibula....................................................A small lie
Genital.....................................................Not a Jew
Hangnail....................................................Coat hook
Impotent....................................Distinguished, well known
Labour pain......................................Getting hurt at work
Medical staff...........................................Doctor's cane
Morbid.................................................A higher offer
Nitrates.......................................Cheaper than day rates
Node.....................................................Was aware of
Outpatient...................................A person who has fainted
Pap smear...........................................A fatherhood test
Recovery room................................A place to do upholstery
Rectum...........................................Dang near killed 'em
Secretion............................................Hiding something
Seizure.................................................Roman emperor
Tablet..................................................A small table
Terminal illness..........................Getting sick at the airport
Urine........................................Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose.......................................................Nearby
Vein........................................................Conceited