Why is it that the dog hates you blowing in his face, but whenever he's in the car he sticks his head out of the window?
If Vampires can't see their own reflections, why is their hair always so tidy?
If olive oil comes from olives, how do they make baby oil?
If aliens are inteligent enough to travel billions of miles through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
If swimmings so good for you, why are whales so fat?
What's the speed of dark?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavourings and washing up liquid made with real lemons?
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
Why do tugboats push?
If a tortoise loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How does the snowplough driver get to work?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
