Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of crap? A: the bucket

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force.