The American Space Shuttle and Skylabwere really just a cover for adastardly plot. When Skylab was firstlaunched it was anchored near to apreviously undiscovered planet calledMoron. The alien beings who occupythe planet Moron took their chance toinvade Skylab, and they made prisonersof the crew and carried them back toplanet Moron. They were replaced witha crew of robots, programmed to do thebidding of the aliens. Thereafter,unknown to N.A.S.A., whenever theYanks took some civilized human beingsup to Skylab, they were transported onto planet Moron. Once there they weresubjected to all kinds of devilishtorture designed to turn them intoshivering wrecks. They were then putinto giant brainwashing machines which
sucked out their brains to be used asfood for the Morons.
The only metal which is found onplanet Moron is lead, and they keepgreat stockpiles of this. They fillup the empty heads of these poorunfortunate creatures with it. Theyalso have a stock of single braincells which they keep aliveartificially. Just one of these cellsis inserted into the head of each ofthese clones. Now came the finalstage of this fiendish plan. Thesingle brain cell was programmed bythe Morons before the clones werereturned to earth to carry out theirassault on the poor unsuspecting humanpopulation. Nobody realized they wereclones because they looked sodifferent from each other, and so theywere able to go about their workunchallenged.
When they have reached this state ofreadiness, their masters take them tothe edge of their planet - which isshaped like a dish, not round like theearth - and push them off. Because ofthe lead in their heads they fall headfirst until they enter the Earth'sgravitational pull, when they usuallyland on their feet. It doesn't reallymatter if they land on their heads,because where there is no sense thereis no feeling!
Once on the earth they insinuatethemselves into all areas, usuallyseeking out families with happy,healthy, well-adjusted children, wherethey carry out the work they areprogrammed to do. They are programmedto see evil where there is only good.When evil does exist they areprogrammed to ignore it. They willdisrupt people's lives, cause allkinds of havoc and misery, tarnish thepure minds of children, and generallycause trouble wherever they go. Theoriginal inhabitants of the planetMoron have become super- intelligentbeings, as they have consumed all thebrains of their victims. The realMorons are now these brainlesscreatures - called "Social Workers" todisguise their real identity.
A couple of things may puzzle youabout all this. Since every time anew crew was taken to Skylab theprevious one was returned to earth -how was it the Yanks didn't notice thedisappearances? The answer to this isthat the alien beings on planet Moronhave the ability to synthesize a humanbeing, and programme it to behave inevery way like a proper human being.These humanoids were the actualinhabitants of each return voyage ofthe space shuttle. They were alsoturned into brainless morons when theylanded on earth, but they had theadditional ability to appear anddisappear at will. That is why,whenever trouble is in the offing youcan never find a Social Worker!
You may also wonder how - now thatSkylab is no more - we still appear tobe overrun with Social Workers. It issimply that, as clones they have theability to duplicate themselves. Ifyou meet a particularly horrid SocialWorker - "Are there any other kinds?"I hear you ask - and you think you'veseen them before - you probably have!
With the superior brain power theyhave acquired, the aliens from Moronhave designed a laser gun with whichthey are able to beam up to Moronunsuspecting members of the public,and so they are able to carry on theirvile experiments. They usually dothis at night, and they replace eachperson taken with a clone, who ispushed from the edge of planet Moronand hurtles to Earth.
If you are the kind of person who hasa happy and satisfying sex life, and agood relationship with your children -which includes comforting them whenthey are upset, and answering theirquestions about sex openly andhonestly as and when they arise -BEWARE!!! You are in danger ofbecoming the victim of one of theseMorons. They are in your midst. It'snot Big Brother who is watching you -that was in 1984 - now it's thescourge of this modern age, the SocialWorker.
If you happen to be out late at night,and see something that looks like ahuman being dropping out of the sky -do us all a favour and put it out ofits misery. Don't worry about causingit any pain - it can't feel it. Whatdo you shoot a Social Worker with?Why, the very appropriately namedBLUNDERBUSS of course!!! Goodhunting!
Please Note :
This was written a long time ago -about a year after the time dreadedsocial workers stole nine children inSouth Ronaldsay, Orkney. The title ofcourse derives from the fact that thescandal in Orkney was likened to awitch hunt, and all kinds of sorcerywas hinted at. This article is allfantasy of course, but the basicpoints at the end are what thisinvidious plague of social workinterference is all about. No oneregulates what they do, and by thevery wording of a report they can makeit say exactly what they want it tosay. Every time a child dies becauseof abuse they have /failed/ to see,they say "mistakes were made", butthey never /learn/ from these mistakes- they just go on breaking up happyfamilies, looking for abuse that/isn't/ there. It is time they weresubject to an /independent/ regulatorybody to keep them under control.
Kathy Danby
