2. Cat: The Other White Meat
3. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
4. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
5. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
6. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals
10. To All You Virgins - Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha!
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. What Has Four Legs And One Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help.
27. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
28. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
36. If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off... (Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest)
37. Boldly Going Nowhere
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service; Gals: No Shirt, No Charge (Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant)
42. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
43. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
44. Ax Me About Ebonics
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
