Q: What did the nymphomaniac say after having sex ? A: So what football team do you all play for ?
Q: How can you tell a man is old in the dark ? A: It isn't hard.
Did you hear about the dwarf that was banned from the nudist colony ? He kept poking his nose into other peoples business.
The porter asks the man... "Can I carry your bag sir ?" "That's OK ... she'll walk"
Two men were sitting on a park bench watching a dog licking away at
it's personals. One man says .. "I wish I could do that" The other man replies.. "Well you'd better be careful it doesn't bite
you"
Two birds were sitting on a perch .. one says "Can you smell fish ?"
Q: What do you call a flock of sheep tied to a lamp-post ? A: A Welsh leisure centre
Q: What can a cow do that a woman cannot ? A: Get up to her tits in water and keep her fanny dry.
Woman: "Will you love me always ?"
Man: "Of course .. Which way do you want to try first ?"
The local sex shop has started selling strobe lights as a sexual aid.
They make the woman look like she's actually moving.
What's a real mans idea of foreplay ?
"Are you awake ?"