Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of
themselves.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively
patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can
be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform
the anthem.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American
channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there
watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and
basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey,
hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in
every sport they play them in.
Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it
"English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they
say in an attempt to get laid.
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an
island. Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on
an island. Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, and
liquor in a backwards country. Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, and
liquor in a backwards country.
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally
suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally
suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are
inherited things. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several
beers.
