This woman went through the drive thru of Burger King for lunch a
couple of years ago. She ordered a chicken sandwich (the breaded
kind...before spicy chicken or grilled chicken became big sellers for
BK) and specifically requested NO MAYO because she couldn't stand the
stuff. She drove away without confirming that she got what she
ordered. As she drove, she began to eat the sandwich and realized
that there was mayo on it. She was none too pleased but was so hungry that she ate it anyway.
When she got about halfway through the sandwich, she began to feel
very ill. She stopped eating the sandwich but felt increasingly worse as she
continued to drive. She felt so bad that she drove herself to the hospital emergency
room. She took her sandwich with her since she started feeling bad
after eating the sandwich. The hospital performed tests on both her and the sandwich and found
out the following...the sandwich actually didn't have any mayo on it. In reality, the chicken had a tumour on its breast. When the chicken
was breaded and fried, the tumour burst inside the breaded chicken
breast. The mayo-like substance was actually puss from the tumour. Kind of
makes you want to swear off fast food and mayo, doesn't it!
This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a
Taco Bell and got a Chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home.
That night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen. The
next day it was a little worse so she went to her doctor. He said
she was just having an allergic reaction to something and gave her
some cream to rub on her jaw to help. After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she
could hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what
was wrong. Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests. They
scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they
also took some saliva samples. Well, they found out what was wrong. Apparently her chicken soft
taco had a pregnant cockroach in the one she ate!!!! The eggs then
somehow got into her saliva glands and she was incubating them. They
had to remove a couple layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs
out. If they hadn't figured out what was going on, the eggs would have
hatched inside the lining of her mouth!!!!!!!!!!
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's
audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to
eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were
opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.