| The CRYPT Mag |
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife demands sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi for advice.
The rabbi listens to their story and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally starkers and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help the wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming 0rgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:
"THAT'S how you wave a f*cking towel!"
| © RIYAN Productions |
