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Three men are bored one night so they decide to go to a Paul McKenna show where he hypnotises people. They don't want to get picked so they think not to sit in the front row and sit at the back. When he comes on stage he sends one of his assistants up into the crowd and sure enough, the three guys get chosen.They got up onto the stage and Paul says to them "I am going to hypnotise you, you won't remember being hypnotised but when you go home you will do the first thing that your partner says to you". The three nod agreeingly and Paul says "Snap!" and they wake up thinking that they were just standing on the stage for a little game or something.
When they leave they started walking down the road that they all live on. The first one turned off into his house. He opened the door and was suddenly thirsty so he went to his kitchen and got a glass out and poured himself a drink. His wife came through the door and it made him jump and he dropped the glass. The wife was annoyed that he was home so late so said "Oh smash the place up why don't you!" so his hypnotising kicks in and he gets a bat and starts smashing the place up, cracked TV, ruined fridge you name it. The wife goes mental and calls the Police so he runs outside.
The second guy turns off into his house. He is feeling bad for coming home so late so he decides to get some candles and to make a romantic bath for his wife. He lights them and puts them round the bath and goes to wake his wife up. She follows him into the bathroom where he sits down, accidentally knocking some of the candles over and starting a fire on the carpet. His wife, understandably groggy, is angry and says "Oh burn the place down why don't you!". His hypnotising kicks in and he runs to the garage to get a Jerry can of petrol and pours it all over the floor. He flicks a match from his book and the whole house goes up. The wife goes mental and he runs back out onto the street.The third guy goes into his house and goes straight to bed. He finds his wife completely naked on the bed with her legs out. He starts kissing her...
All of a sudden the other two who are back out on the street scream as their friend comes running out of the house with a big, red hairy clump of skin. They shout to him "What the hell happened to you?!" to which he replies "Well my wife was naked on our bed so I started to get a bit horny and she woke up and nastily said 'You can cut that out for a start'"
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