A Popsicle
Submitted by Dennis Robb
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday
afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send
him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on
all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company"
he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously
asked "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a popsicle too."
