How to get to Heaven in Scotland

Submitted by Carol McGinn

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' A six year-old boy shouted out -'YUV GOTTAE BE FUK'N' DEAD..........'