Palace Dilemma

Submitted by Barry Walker (Author Unknown)

The Queen and Prince Philip are talking.

Queen: "Philip, one has come to a monumental decision".

Philip: "Not again Liz! Last time you did that we ended up having Edward".

Queen: "No! I'm going to dissolve parliament, all these money grabbing b*stards
running the country".

Philip: "What! Who is going to bloody run it then"?

Queen: "We are. The whole family"!

Philip: "What like the fe*king Mafia"?

Queen: "Look you can run the Foreign Office; you're good with Johnny foreigner".

Philip: "True".

Queen: "And we have natural leaders for every job in the cabinet - Charles can
handle the environment, Zara can do sport and of course Harry can
handle immigration policy"!

Philip: "Actually on reflection it's a great idea"!

Queen: "Too right it is............... Now, Windsor or Balmoral"?

Philip: "What about them"?

Queen: "For the second home allowance"!