The Absolute Best Little Johnnie Joke

Submitted by Terry Green

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and her new baby came home from the hospital, Little Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby was born without ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Little Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Little Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "We are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie," Coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses".

Author Unknown.