A Harley Davidson rider was passing the zoo when he saw a little girl standing near a lion's cage. Suddenly the lion grabbed her by the sleeve and tried to pull her close to slaughter her, while her parents screamed for help.

The biker leapt from his machine, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. The lion released the girl and the biker brought her to her terrified but grateful parents.

A Daily Blurb reporter who has seen the whole event said, "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave deed I have ever witnessed."

The biker replied, "It was nothing really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw the little kid in danger and acted as I felt I should."

The reporter said, "Well, I'm a journalist from the Daily Blurb and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. What political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replied, "I'm a member of the BNP."

The following morning the biker bought the ' Daily Blurb to see if it did indeed report his deeds. The headlines read,

"HELL'S ANGEL ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

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